(unfortunately absolutely none of these are affiliate links, ha - just truly what I want! Click the pic for the links!!):

Red Light Therapy Mask. I read all the blogs and reviews so you don’t have to - get the Omnilux for men. $395

Hume Body Scanner - this one claims it’s as good as the one I use at my doc’s office. On sale! HSA/FSA eligible! $229

Jones Road (Bobbi Brown’s new company) makeup. Its clean(er) and my neighbor has it and I’ve been obsessing. I want all the Miracle Balms - this kit looks great. $76

Frequency Therapy Somavedic. Top of the line WOO, lol. $825+ (check out the gold one)

Pranamat. I assume by laying on this, all pain will disappear and I will become skinny and beautiful? Influencers love it. $275

Under the sink water filter. I’m becoming a water psycho. We live on a well, but whether you’re city water or well - your water is gross. Make it amazing. Huge sale right now - $189

Jolie shower water filter. How do I not already have this? Need my hair and skin to be bathed in crystal clean water, not yucky stuff. $165

Told you I’m getting crazy about water. I actually want everything this company sells. I think this would look stunning in my kitchen. $860

Peloton Slat Tread. No way in hell my husband is buying this, LOL. But alas, a girl can dream. I want a tread that does a steep incline for the garage, and a slat tread would be amazing. $5,295 , again, lol.